going to buy a rifle---advice?

[jayjay283]

you want to kill something, grab an elk by its antlers, throw it on the ground and rip its its jugular vein out with your teeth while punching it in the head until it bleeds out. Shooting something from 50 meters away while its looking at a mushroom is kind of gay. They do taste good though

[_paralyzed_]

well, you'd know more about what's gay and what's not than I would

However, I do like your take on hunting. I never was impressed when someone outsmarted an aminal. Especially when they outsmart an animal and use a gun. Come on! What's next, baby face punching?