Teenage stupidity at its best

[redshift]

Originally Posted by What's_nitro?

I cannot fathom a suitable sequence of grammatical characters to properly iterate how utterly flabbergasted I am pertaining proprietarily to the incomprehensible absurdity I latterly became apprised of!

I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that a so-called "run on sentence" is not always such, and that this is usually a matter of one's own perception and bias, so it would be unfair to call it as such, insomuch as our beloved English instructors would deem just, there really is no such thing as a run on sentence, because aren't we just living one long sentence, punctuated only by commas, with there being only one period, which never seems to come, yet we are to fill the page with periods, as if

Great stuff niiiiiitro, stupid teens could learn a thing or two.

[squeeforever]

Originally Posted by redshift

...with there being only one period, which never seems to come...

You've never met my girlfriend have you? More like never seems to go away...

[What's_nitro?]

Originally Posted by Modding_out

Stellar show! My man, you are obviously a connoisseur of the literary English language.

Originally Posted by redshift

... Great stuff niiiiiitro, stupid teens could learn a thing or two.

Haha thanks guys! I learned a thing or two myself writing that one! I had to look up a few of them to make sure they were being used in the proper context... Funny thing is, I can only "speak" that way when I have enough time to put together a sentence. During real-time conversation it's all but impossible for me to communicate in such exquisite literary detail...