I found this funny...

[georgec]

The Assumption Parish Sheriff's Department reported finding a man's body in Belle River just south of the Spunky Monkey Tavern.

He apparently drowned after consuming an excessive amount of alcohol. The man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt with matching bra, bright red lipstick, eye shadow, a short skirt and an Obama T-shirt.

The deputy removed the Obama T-shirt to spare the man's family any unnecessary embarrassment.