Lets see some jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and the ocean?

The ocean doesn't have nearly that many crabs!

Just remembered that one,I've got a ton of blonde jokes...and a bunch of not so clean ones too--Josh

[bryan]

WHAT IS A YANKEE? the same as aquicky but a guy can do it alone.
WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO MEXICANS PLAYING BASKETBALL? juan on juan
WHY IS DIVORCE SO EXPENSIVE? because its worth it
WHY IS AIR LIKE SEX? because its no big deal unless your not getting any
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE? a golden retriever
WHAT DO ATTORNEYS USE FOR BIRTH CONTROL? there personality
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE?10 yrs and 45pounds
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?45 minutes
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NEW HUSBAND AND A NEW DOG? after a year the dog is still excited to see you
WHY DO MEN CHASE WOMEN THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF MARRYING? the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY WHEN SHE FOUND OUT SHE WAS PREGNANT? are you sure its mine
WHY DOES MIKE TYSON CRY DURRING SEX? mace will do that to you
WHY DID OJ SIMPSON WANT TO MOVE TO WEST VIRGINIA?everyone has the same dna
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CHINESE COUPLE THAT HAD A BLONDE BABY? they named him sum ting wong
HOW DO YOU GET A SWEET 80 YEAR OLD LADY TO SAY THE F WORD?get another sweet 80 year old lady to yell bingo
WHY DO DRIVERS EDUCATION CLASSES IN REDNECK SCHOOLS ONLY USE THE CARS ON MON,WED,AND FRIDAY?because on tues,and thursday the sex-ed class uses it