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reno911
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05.19.2010, 07:23 PM

I just thought I would share a recent joke I got in the ole e-mail account that relates to this. May come of a bit harsh, racial profiling warning, but hey I thought it would bring a few laughs to an annoying debate that makes perfectly good sense to most who pay taxes...

So in a small local bar in Arizona sat an Afghanistan guy, a Hispanic man, and a blond from Arizona. All fairly intoxicated the Afghanistan thought to show off a bit. He took his shot of liquor and slammed it on the counter, than quickly threw it in the air and shot it to smithereens with his AK-47. "We have so much sand in Afghanistan to make shot glasses out of we don't need to drink out of the same one twice." Amused by this the Hispanic slammed back his shot of tequila and threw it in the air while pulling out his revolver and shooting it in mid air. "Shot glasses are so cheap in Mexico we don't have to drink out of the same one twice." After the Hispanic sat back down and ordered another round, the Blond smiled, polished off her beer, sat it on the counter and stood. She than pulled out her legally concealed Lady Smith .38 and shot the two gentleman she had been drinking with. Shocked the bartender looked at her and she stated, "Here in Arizona we have so many illegals we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."


Again I apologize if this offends anyone but I could not resist!
   
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