why don't most women wear watches?
there's a clock on the kitchen stove
why did the woman cross the road?
who cares? why isn't she in the kitchen?
how many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, bitch can work in the dark!
They say a good mechanic only needs 2 tools - WD40 & Duct tape. If it moves, and its not supposed to, duct tape. If it doesn't move, and its supposed to, WD40.