Epic Driving Fail- Dukes of Hazard Style

[TexasSP]

I love how she kept trying to get back into the car to escape after is was wrecked and on fire!!!!!!

Officer: So mam what happened here?
Idiot: I was rear ended and pushed like Bo and Luke over that cement thingy
Officer: Really, well what's with the skid marks and there's no damage to the rear of your car?
Idiot: Uh, Uh, ...........................................(lady tries to repeatedly get back in the burning car and escape)
Officer: Mam, your car is on fire, you can't get anywhere
Idiot: Uh, I wasn't leaving, I just forgot my purse
Officer: Mam, you are clearly trying to escape
Idiot: What.....uh, no, my car is fine, I shall be going now (still trying to get back into the burning vehicle and leave)
Officer: Mam, have you been drinking, shooting up, toking the reefer, dropping hits, something
Idiot: Oh now way man, I like, uh, had a vodka and cranberry juice last night, but, yeah, like today I'm all good due
Officer: Mam, please blow into this tube
Idiot: pffffffffft
Officer: wow, .99, I have never seen a blood toxicity level so high
Idiot: What, oh no, high alcohol content just runs in the family
Officer: mam, turn around and put your hands behind your back (at this point the idiot breathes toward the car, her breathe catches on fire, igniting her blood, and now she can fit inside a route 44 cup from sonic)

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