The RCM Comedy Roast!

[Finnster]

That's the best you got, or is that the best you can copy and paste off yomamajokes.com?

Yo mama so fat she has two moons in orbit. Everytime there is an eclipse, a pygmy tribe sacrifices a virgin

Yo mama so dumb and skanky she doesn't know what a virgin is or why they keep throwing skinny little white bitches in her ass

Yo mama so big fat and slutty she lets cave divers in her cooch for 10 day explorations. The surviving teams have so far discovered three new species of centipede and an albino mudfish. They named it for her, Mongoloidus slutteri

Yo mama so nasty, she infected her gonorrhea with AIDS

Yo mama so ugly, she shaves camel's balls to make the weave for her mustache

Yo mama so slutty, BP wanted to dye the oil white so she'd dive down and suck the well dry.