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[reno911]

Another crotchless joke...

So after 10 years of marriage she was thinking she could spice things up on their anniversary. She went to the local adult shop and purchased herself some crotchless panties and a set of pasties.

When she returned home, waiting for her husband to get off work, she got into her panties and applied her pasties. Then she put on her nicest robe and decorated the entry way, stairs, all the way to the bed with rose peddles. She lit some candles and waited.

The door open and she heard her husband making his way up to the bedroom. He openned the door...

"Hi their you sexy man, come make love to me," as she pulled off her robe.

He replied, "Holy crap, if your vagina can do that to your panties I am afraid of what it can do to my penis!"