Lets see some jokes

[suicideneil]

Plenty more, but alot are NSFW, and NSFRC-M either

This made me pee myself laughing though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeTDa...eature=related

[georgec]

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy
session with four young mothers and their
small children. "You all have obsessions,"
he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "Mary, you are
obsessed with eating. You've even named
your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom: "Ann, your
obsession is with money. Again it manifests
itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom: "Jane, your
obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself
in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly
got up, took her little boy by the hand, and
whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea
what he's talking about.
Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and
go get dinner."

[pinkpanda3310]

This is a conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai .


The conversation went like this.......


Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'


Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'


Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'


Air Defense Radar: (no response .... total silence)


God bless our troops!

[_paralyzed_]

Originally Posted by pinkpanda3310

This is a conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai .


The conversation went like this.......


Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'


Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'


Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'


Air Defense Radar: (no response .... total silence)


God bless our troops!

that's frickin' awesome

[georgec]