Questions about a trafic violation

[PBO]

I have no doubt as a new driver with a clean record if the cops catch you doing something wrong they will often strongly consider letting you off with a warning (& a scare) if you;

- obey their instructions
- don't get smart with them
- genuinely look scared
- listen to what they say
- do a bit of nervous hand wringing while you wait

Peeing you pants might also work