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RC-Monster Titanium
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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10.23.2010, 10:00 AM
The Wedding Ring
A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. OR... 3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring. |
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RC-Monster Carbon Fiber
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Nashville,TN
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10.24.2010, 07:53 AM
In Trouble Again.......
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch! Apparently I'm no longer welcome at KFC anymore! |
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