Big daddy lincpimp

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

I worked at a chicken farm. If you've never played chicken baseball, you haven't lived.

If you haven't shot a pissed off rooster with a S&W 500 you haven't lived...

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by bigsteel

If you haven't shot a pissed off rooster with a S&W 500 you haven't lived...

And you also have not lived unless you have emptied a saiga 12 with a 20rd drum of buckshot into a lifesize campaign poster of you know who...as fast as you can!

[_paralyzed_]

i tied a chicken to an electric fence wire once. electric fences aren't "always hot", they pulse the electric shock.

So, in between pulses it was a chicken tied to a wire. But when it pulsed the chicken flew up to the length of the wire. It would land, ground itself and fly up again. Hours of fun.

Another fun thing was to grab city friends and then the fence. I wouldn't get shocked but they would. It grounded through them.

I miss simple farm life...