Lets see some jokes

[bumsnogger]

A wife takes her husband to a bar, She says she's got a special cocktail for him to try. It's made of 1 shot of baylies,1 shot of pure lime juice,& 1/2 a teaspoon of salt. The wife tells her husband" Hold the baylies in your mouth, pour in the lime,then pour in the salt. The husband pours in the baylies,then the lime,which instantly curdles the baylies,Then the salt. The husband manages to swallow the cocktail,Then says " Christ, what's that one called?" The wife replies " Blowjob revenge " :)

[RC toy]

ROFL

[mikesauto]

little red riding hood was on her way to grandma's house when she came upon the big bad wolf crouched down behind a tree " my, what big ears you have " suprised, the big bad wolf jumps up and runs away. A little further down the road, red runs into the wolf hiding behind a tree stump " my ,what big eyes you have " she says, and startled, the wolf jumps up and runs off. About half a mile from grandma' s red sees the wolf again, this time he's hiding behind a bush." My what big teeth....the wolf interupts red..." Hey lady, will you get the heck outta here, i'm trying to take a crap !