Lets see some jokes

[Bondonutz]

FOR HAROLD

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy."
Paddy replies, "OK Mick, I'll be on me way then".
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. He pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again.
Poor Paddy looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air, he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better, takes a step out onto the sidewalk, and falls flat on his face.
"By Jeebers! I'm a little crocked." Paddy can see his house just a few doors down. He crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door, and shimmies inside.
Paddy then crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says, "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He drags himself up and into bed.
The next morning his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up, Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?"
Paddy replies, "I did, Jess. I was really crocked, but how'd you know?"
"Mick phoned; you left your wheelchair at the pub."