I remember seing that vdog on tv a long time ago. Must have been really old by now.
Back to the snoring topic: what does an owl sound like when it snores?
No when he snores he makes the noises of an owl. Haha its horrible. Its like ugh... hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooott. He will sleep in the basement at our beach house and we can hear it on the 3rd floor.
The Indian chief and his son are sitting down to dinner alone one day.
The son asks: Dad, how do you come up with names for us?
Chief: well, I named your brother soaring eagle because I saw an eagle flying overhead as your mother gave birth to him. I named your sister sliver of the moon because that's what I saw when your mother was giving birth to her. Why do you ask, two dogs f---ing?