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Modding_out · 09.09.2009, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Wild YFZ 450

Was she any good looking? Lets just say when she was laying on her back.. was something up higher than say her head... height wise..

I'm not to goo with math, but shouldn't "something" be plural........

unless of course your talking about her jelly roll(s)......

BL_RV0 · 09.09.2009, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Metallover

So today in cross country, it was a milage day. easy day. Me an 4 other kids ran to one of their houses half a mile away from the high school. We ate half a gallon of ice cream, a few small bags of chips, a few peach cups, and countless other foods. We then played with his clay pigeon shooter in his garage and then we ran back.

As we approached the highschool we saw a middle aged woman riding an old bike towards us. As she passed, we said hi. She said hi. Then we hear a bang on a street sign and look back. It was a wide sidewalk with a lightpole in the middle. She rode right into the pole!

Just as funny my friend told me a story. He was racing this kid back in ~5th grade home on bikes. It was Braden vs Dylan. Dylan went to pass braden in the grass. Well, there was one of those signs with two poles and a banner across the top. He smacked his face right on the sign! Fell off his bike; face all bloodied up! His bike kept going, and ended up in the street... right in front of a car! The car ran over his bike, totalled it, and the car kept on going!! Braden laughed at Dylan for a second or two then rode off..

Wow, glad I could tell my boring stories to someone.. Someone will read em. Ready for the burns!

You slacker. I ran 28 miles today. Not all at practice though...