Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl,'Will you marry me? The girl said,'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf alot and drank beer and
scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted when ever he wanted.
“The modern astrophysical concept that ascribes the sun’s energy to thermonuclear reactions deep in the solar interior is contradicted by nearly every observable aspect of the sun.” —Ralph E. Juergens