Lets see some jokes

[suicideneil]

Hippo climbs out of the water; what happens next?...

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[Chadworkz]

Originally Posted by suicideneil

Hippo climbs out of the water; what happens next?...

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Man...my stomach cramped up I was laughing so hard!

[bumsnogger]

That hippo sounds like a hpi baja :)
My girlfriend sent me shopping with £50,saying " get me something to make me beautiful". She wasn't impressed when I got back with a 24 pack of beer :)

[bumsnogger]

A wife takes her husband to a bar, She says she's got a special cocktail for him to try. It's made of 1 shot of baylies,1 shot of pure lime juice,& 1/2 a teaspoon of salt. The wife tells her husband" Hold the baylies in your mouth, pour in the lime,then pour in the salt. The husband pours in the baylies,then the lime,which instantly curdles the baylies,Then the salt. The husband manages to swallow the cocktail,Then says " Christ, what's that one called?" The wife replies " Blowjob revenge " :)

[RC toy]

ROFL

[mikesauto]

little red riding hood was on her way to grandma's house when she came upon the big bad wolf crouched down behind a tree " my, what big ears you have " suprised, the big bad wolf jumps up and runs away. A little further down the road, red runs into the wolf hiding behind a tree stump " my ,what big eyes you have " she says, and startled, the wolf jumps up and runs off. About half a mile from grandma' s red sees the wolf again, this time he's hiding behind a bush." My what big teeth....the wolf interupts red..." Hey lady, will you get the heck outta here, i'm trying to take a crap !

[josh9mille]

If it's called a walkie talkie, How come a vacuum isn't called a Pushy sucky?

[bumsnogger]

In 1872 a Welsh man invented the condom,using a sheeps bladder. In 1873 an English man refined the condom by first removing the bladder from the sheep :)

[josh9mille]

Whitney Houston beat Bobby Brown to death.

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston? About 204 days.

Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson were thinking about a reunion tour but they couldnt decide on either Pepsi or Coke as the sponsor.

[_paralyzed_]

Originally Posted by josh9mille

Whitney Houston beat Bobby Brown to death.

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston? About 204 days.

Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson were thinking about a reunion tour but they couldnt decide on either Pepsi or Coke as the sponsor.

Thats good stuff

[josh9mille]

The cause of Whitney Houstons death is not clear, as we all know that cocaine is white.

Whitney Houstons tribute was shorter than the line of kids trick-or-treating at Casey Anthony's house

[Bondonutz]

FOR HAROLD

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy."
Paddy replies, "OK Mick, I'll be on me way then".
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. He pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again.
Poor Paddy looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air, he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better, takes a step out onto the sidewalk, and falls flat on his face.
"By Jeebers! I'm a little crocked." Paddy can see his house just a few doors down. He crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door, and shimmies inside.
Paddy then crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says, "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He drags himself up and into bed.
The next morning his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up, Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?"
Paddy replies, "I did, Jess. I was really crocked, but how'd you know?"
"Mick phoned; you left your wheelchair at the pub."

[RC toy]

Seems legit... (the picture)

http://www.modelsport.co.uk/traxxas-...roducts/367292

[josh9mille]

Originally Posted by RC toy

Seems legit... (the picture)

http://www.modelsport.co.uk/traxxas-...roducts/367292

Huh?

[RC toy]

Originally Posted by josh9mille

Huh?

They put TQi logo on an older previous model receiver