This Made Even Me Laugh, Had to Do It.

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Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart,

for my dog Otter. I was about to check out when a woman behind me

asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't

have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I

probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the

bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an

intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both

arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way

that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat

one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally

complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that

practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)


Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog

Food had poisoned me. I told her no;

I had stopped in the middle of the

parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.



I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was

laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.