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this one...
Hydrogen Fused with initial Uranium-235 Fission.
Pros: Extremely powerful. Causes potato to vaporize, and Ions cause the formation of "Potato plasma". Yields an expansion rate of around 345,000,000m per second.
Cons: To avoid the critical nuclear mass causing the nearest 30 miles to be completely vaporized, it is advised that you have 43 inches of depleted uranium reactor shielding, and a sustained electromagnetic field with a charge of 45 Kw handy.
AND
this one...
Angry Wife chasing spud stealing Husband:
Pros: Spud can travel far distances and around corners.
Cons: Wife is in much better shape than me!