epic burn

[Wild YFZ 450]

Originally Posted by Metallover

So today in cross country, it was a milage day. easy day. Me an 4 other kids ran to one of their houses half a mile away from the high school. We ate half a gallon of ice cream, a few small bags of chips, a few peach cups, and countless other foods. We then played with his clay pigeon shooter in his garage and then we ran back.

As we approached the highschool we saw a middle aged woman riding an old bike towards us. As she passed, we said hi. She said hi. Then we hear a bang on a street sign and look back. It was a wide sidewalk with a lightpole in the middle. She rode right into the pole!

Just as funny my friend told me a story. He was racing this kid back in ~5th grade home on bikes. It was Braden vs Dylan. Dylan went to pass braden in the grass. Well, there was one of those signs with two poles and a banner across the top. He smacked his face right on the sign! Fell off his bike; face all bloodied up! His bike kept going, and ended up in the street... right in front of a car! The car ran over his bike, totalled it, and the car kept on going!! Braden laughed at Dylan for a second or two then rode off..

Wow, glad I could tell my boring stories to someone.. Someone will read em. Ready for the burns!

ZOMG ZOMG OMG.. THOSE Stories each deserve a EPIC BURN thread... oh wait maybe there soo EPIC each WORD deserves a thread...

In all seriousness that lady was probably dreaming about you guys running and blacked out into a pole..

[Metallover]

Originally Posted by Wild YFZ 450

ZOMG ZOMG OMG.. THOSE Stories each deserve a EPIC BURN thread... oh wait maybe there soo EPIC each WORD deserves a thread...

In all seriousness that lady was probably dreaming about you guys running and blacked out into a pole..

Exactly what we thought!!

God she was flat on her back! Bike fell right on top of her!

[Wild YFZ 450]

Originally Posted by Metallover

Exactly what we thought!!

God she was flat on her back! Bike fell right on top of her!

Was she any good looking? Lets just say when she was laying on her back.. was something up higher than say her head... height wise..

[Modding_out]

Originally Posted by Wild YFZ 450

Was she any good looking? Lets just say when she was laying on her back.. was something up higher than say her head... height wise..

I'm not to goo with math, but shouldn't "something" be plural........

unless of course your talking about her jelly roll(s)......

[BL_RV0]

Originally Posted by Metallover

So today in cross country, it was a milage day. easy day. Me an 4 other kids ran to one of their houses half a mile away from the high school. We ate half a gallon of ice cream, a few small bags of chips, a few peach cups, and countless other foods. We then played with his clay pigeon shooter in his garage and then we ran back.

As we approached the highschool we saw a middle aged woman riding an old bike towards us. As she passed, we said hi. She said hi. Then we hear a bang on a street sign and look back. It was a wide sidewalk with a lightpole in the middle. She rode right into the pole!

Just as funny my friend told me a story. He was racing this kid back in ~5th grade home on bikes. It was Braden vs Dylan. Dylan went to pass braden in the grass. Well, there was one of those signs with two poles and a banner across the top. He smacked his face right on the sign! Fell off his bike; face all bloodied up! His bike kept going, and ended up in the street... right in front of a car! The car ran over his bike, totalled it, and the car kept on going!! Braden laughed at Dylan for a second or two then rode off..

Wow, glad I could tell my boring stories to someone.. Someone will read em. Ready for the burns!

You slacker. I ran 28 miles today. Not all at practice though...

[Metallover]

Originally Posted by BL_RV0

You slacker. I ran 28 miles today. Not all at practice though...

Jesus what are your 5k times? Are you the best in the state?

That woman was pure wire trash.. Xxl tshirt, old crappy roadbike,,

[Kcaz25]

Originally Posted by Bondonutz

It's obvious I didn't proof read my post, forgive my illiteracy and for being Fat.

I was shaking my head at you equalizing the weightiness of making fun of people who eat too much with the purposed by some savior of the world.

[_paralyzed_]

me likey da tater tots

[Bondonutz]

Religion and fat people are both funny ,why not compare them since there both a joke ?

[Bondonutz]

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

me likey da tater tots

With melted cheese and crumpled bacon, Fat Kid Friendly right there !

Originally Posted by Bondonutz

With melted cheese and crumpled bacon, Fat Kid Friendly right there !

Damn. Your making me hungry. That sounds like the shit. Anything is good with a little melted cheese and bacon.