Lets see some jokes

[bumsnogger]

Hi.Immigrants are like sperm,millions come in ,but only one works :)

[pinkpanda3310]

[josh9mille]

Dogs ass? Or jesus? http://www.jonco48.com/blog/dogbuttjesus.gif

[Bondonutz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSArz...eature=related

[nvtuning]

Originally Posted by Bondonutz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSArz0T3 ... re=related

link dies not work for me

greets nvt

[Bondonutz]

Originally Posted by nvtuning

link dies not work for me

greets nvt

FIXED, enjoy

[nvtuning]

haha i lolled

greets nvt

[pinkpanda3310]

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded. 'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the f#ckin' skipping'.

[pinkpanda3310]

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the
door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running
around at her feet.

"I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex," she said.

The researcher was a little taken a back.

"Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle
chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most
people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use
it for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all.

My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."

[MiRatlhed]

A very knowledgeable modeler with a know-it-all arrogant attitude challenged club members that he could answer any model related questions. For a small $5 bet, he would go around and ask each member to ask one question. If he answered wrong, he would loose the bet. True to his words, he could answer all questions till finally no modelers would take up the challenge.

Always on the lookout for a new victim, one day the arrogant modeler came across a new novice member. "I challenge you that we will take a turn to ask model related questions" said the modeler, "But because you are a novice, if I can't answer your question, I'll pay you $100. But if you can't answer my question, you'll pay me $5".

The novice just wanted to get on with his driving and refused the bet. However, after repetitive, annoying words from the arrogant modeler, the novice just wanted him off his back so he accepted the bet.

The novice asked his question first... "What Monster Truck has 6 differentials, 3 center diffs, and runs on only one OS .30 engine?"

After a long thought, the arrogant modeler concluded for the first time, he did not know the answer and paid the novice $100. "

So what's the truck called?" asked the arrogant modeler.

"I don't know" said the novice. He handed over the $5 and pocketed the remaining $95 for himself. Then he got on with his driving!

[suicideneil]

[pinkpanda3310]

You got me Neil

[bumsnogger]

There was a chinese couple lay in bed,the guy farted,it stank so he blamed it on the dog.The wife says " Don't blame it on the dog,I cooked it perfectly :)

[rschoi_75]

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man who stand on toilet high on pot