Its only 2pm here

[jayjay283]

So I wake up early did my chores and wonder what to do with the rest of my day.. Go get a job ? Nah its Thursday, i'll think about that Monday,, So I decide to take a vacation..in my house.. lol put on my Hawaiian shirt and cranked up some Kenny Chesney/Uncle Kracker and the phone rings.. In the scariest voice , full on vato out of the movie "colors" from 1984 . Hoyey holmes I wanted to congratulate you on marrying my cousin.. " Who is this ?" Its Gustape Calone or you may know me as "Gino" .. The friggin Latin Kings lord in prison for murder and im sure many other things.. LOL He goes " I only get 2 calls a month man and I made this one to you".... #1 how does he have my # and should I get a gun or feel protected that hes cool with me LMAO.. Never a dull day here even if I try