Joke of the Day 2-27-07

[Procharged5.0]

Biker Bar

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, since you are blind , that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No .. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[jollyjumper]

absolutly wonderfull! roflmao.:p

[suicideneil]

Classic- Im sure Ive heard one similar somewhere else too. Blonde jokes never get old....

[jnev]

Originally Posted by suicideneil

Blonde jokes never get old....

Couldn't have said it better.

Really funny stuff.

[Sylvester]

LOL! Good one!

[BrianG]

ROFL, that was good! You never did say what happened to the blind guy... :)

[crazyjr]

Now thats funny, I don't care where you're from