I ran my little '84 honda crx into the back of a semi at 90mph. The semi was going 10

The trauma ripped the aorta right off my heart, and during the heart surgery no oxygen went to my spine and I was subsequently paralyzed. Don't do that twice!
There are very few tracks in MN, and even fewer that have handicapped accessible drivers stands, so I just bash. In fact, the closest acccessible track to me is in Wisconsin.
I think I need an airsoft sniper rifle for my problem!