Pointless Celebrity Death Match

[TexasSP]

I brought this over from the Project X thread as I found it funny and entertaining all the while being completely pointless.

Which celebrities which you like to see in a fight and who do you think would win and why?

My first is Billy Mays (oxiclean, orange glo, etc) and the Shamwow Guy. I can't stand the shamwow dork, he sounds like a a guy from the Bronx trying to fake and English accent. I would hope Billy would beat him to a pulp then strangle him with the shamwow.

Next is Oprah and Dr Phil. I actually do not care for either but would love to see the Dr pound on Oprah while waxing philisophically about it the whole time. When he finally takes here down and is celebrating Dennis Miller could run him over with a truck!

So who would you like to see fight?!