Wife her broke leg and totally screwed up Xmas and holiday trip..

[Gee]

Sorry to hear about the bad break.... The folks to the rescue is priceless. You are a lucky man. Most men don't get the chance to learn first hand what a tough job thier spouse has. Something that should make a stonger union between you. Don't forget to let her know you are damn glad you were not born a women. One reason is the thankless jobs they have. Two If you think passing a kidney stone is bad, think what pushing a bowling ball out you would feel. Thirdly, if you were born a women there would then be a whore in the family. Men are born whores but what are we called? Players, now that doesn't even sound remotely as bad as whore does. We have it easy don't we? A little humor for the stress.

I will put in a good word for your wife the next time I speak with the man upstairs.

Best wishes and remember the crockpot can be you best friend.