St Valentines Day

[squeeforever]

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

My buddy got his wife a washer and dryer. She has killed 3 washers and 4 dryers in the last year by overfilling the washers and not cleaning the dryers lint trap.

She is platinum blonde, has zero hair except for on her head, has amazing fake boobs and loves anal.

Trade offs, men, trade offs. I'll stay single a while longer.

I could live with that trade off...