St Valentines Day

[squeeforever]

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

My buddy got his wife a washer and dryer. She has killed 3 washers and 4 dryers in the last year by overfilling the washers and not cleaning the dryers lint trap.

She is platinum blonde, has zero hair except for on her head, has amazing fake boobs and loves anal.

Trade offs, men, trade offs. I'll stay single a while longer.

I could live with that trade off...

[_paralyzed_]

Originally Posted by squeeforever

I could live with that trade off...

I constantly tell him that, but she's constantly making more and more work for him. He's too tired at night to enjoy it!!

But she likes girls too, so she's like the trifecta. I wish I had pics to show you guys..

[squeeforever]

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

I constantly tell him that, but she's constantly making more and more work for him. He's too tired at night to enjoy it!!

But she likes girls too, so she's like the trifecta. I wish I had pics to show you guys..

Hell, I'd just get a maid or something if its that bad...A hot one preferably since shes into that, or a ugly one if he isn't.
The maid would probably be cheaper than buying a new washer and dryer ever couple months...