With a Merkin? I am sure some decoration "down there" would help. Jeff always complains about the size and I cannot imagine someone with his experience would be so annoyed if it was too big.
I'm sick of him telling me things are fine and then complaining to you over pillow talk. The next time I send him to you I'm not going to put any food or water in his shipping crate. He's been very very bad.
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It's "Dr. _paralyzed_" actually. Not like with a PhD, but Doctor like in Dr. Pepper.