how many cycles are lipos good for?

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Lipos are only good for 5-10 cycles. After that you must send them to me for proper disposal. I am the only person currently alive on earth who has been trained to do this properly. Please PM me for my address and contact info. Make sure all lipos are carefully wrapped and sent priority mail with insurance. I provide this service free of charge to all forum members and friends, my motto is safety first!

Please be carful, as using your lipos over 10 cycles will result in your death and possibly maiming/killing a bus load of nuns on their way back from confession. You do not want all of those deaths on your hands. Of the reported 56,897,462 lipo related incidents last month, only one man survived, and he has recently committed suicide due to the unbearable guilt of killing the nuns.

I wish everyone a safe and happy weekend.

I have a few with more than 10 cycles. How do I safely mail them?