how many cycles are lipos good for?

[lincpimp]

Lipos are only good for 5-10 cycles. After that you must send them to me for proper disposal. I am the only person currently alive on earth who has been trained to do this properly. Please PM me for my address and contact info. Make sure all lipos are carefully wrapped and sent priority mail with insurance. I provide this service free of charge to all forum members and friends, my motto is safety first!

Please be carful, as using your lipos over 10 cycles will result in your death and possibly maiming/killing a bus load of nuns on their way back from confession. You do not want all of those deaths on your hands. Of the reported 56,897,462 lipo related incidents last month, only one man survived, and he has recently committed suicide due to the unbearable guilt of killing the nuns.

I wish everyone a safe and happy weekend.

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Lipos are only good for 5-10 cycles. After that you must send them to me for proper disposal. I am the only person currently alive on earth who has been trained to do this properly. Please PM me for my address and contact info. Make sure all lipos are carefully wrapped and sent priority mail with insurance. I provide this service free of charge to all forum members and friends, my motto is safety first!

Please be carful, as using your lipos over 10 cycles will result in your death and possibly maiming/killing a bus load of nuns on their way back from confession. You do not want all of those deaths on your hands. Of the reported 56,897,462 lipo related incidents last month, only one man survived, and he has recently committed suicide due to the unbearable guilt of killing the nuns.

I wish everyone a safe and happy weekend.

I have a few with more than 10 cycles. How do I safely mail them?

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by Desmo

I have a few with more than 10 cycles. How do I safely mail them?

It is very easy. The USPS priority packaging is very safe to use. If you wrap the lipo in bubble wrap, the combination of the plasic and air, coupled with the specially treaded carbdoard of the priority box acutally create a small time paradox. The lipo is then tricked into beliving that time has stopped, thus it is unaware of the transport time, and thus will not spontaneously turn into white hot plasma. I have a specially made building to house these lipos, that was actually designed and constructed by Thomas Edison, the forefather of lithium battery technology. The actual working of the building are very difficult to descibe, needless to say it will keep all hobbyists and passing nuns in busses 100% safe.

You are treading on very thin ice, young man. Just yesterday, the entire continent of antarctica was destroyed due to an improperly maintained cell phone battery. Luckily the NCFTINTLAIMLPB (national center for the immediate notification to lincpimp about improperly maintained lithium polymer batteries) contacted me before Canada was lost too (not that anyone would notice that). The risk is real, and dangerous. Trust no one...