Lets see some jokes

[georgec]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... "Will you marry me?"?

The Princess said, "NO!"?

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played with RC cars
and dated women half his age and
had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

[pinkpanda3310]

Originally Posted by georgec

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... "Will you marry me?"?

The Princess said, "NO!"?

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played with RC cars
and dated women half his age and
had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

You know that's not even funny



Not from this side of the fence anyway

[georgec]

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most
intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy,seductive,and invincible.......

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of beer.
That's what beer does...
Never mind....

[suicideneil]

Amen^.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side....

[pinkpanda3310]

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. . Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.



The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.





Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.



Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[pinkpanda3310]

The Wedding Ring

A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland to have his wedding ring
cut off from his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the
ring in his pants pocket.
She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to
slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
OR...
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

[georgec]

In Trouble Again.......

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.
She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.
I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch!

Apparently I'm no longer welcome at KFC anymore!