I just threw up in my mouth a little.....

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

I e-mailed this guy via e-bay. He sad it's so cheap because he bought it down in Louisiana, it was a katrina salvage car,

He bought it in slidell, from some shady body shop. He described the owner as a pudgy greasy fellow named James. I guess he was very touchy feely.

He said James went on and on about how this was some of his best work and and he was sure to impress a few sows at the local feedlot.

Yes, and I heard that this "james" guy was commisioned to build the car by a spastic dumbass from minnesota. The guy sent him the car and materials and paid him 20 bucks to finish it. He got what he paid for but could not pickup the car due to an unexpected outbreak of herpes. And medicare would not cover valtrex. So the James guy had to sell it on to cover his expenses incurred.

[TexasSP]

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

I e-mailed this guy via e-bay. He sad it's so cheap because he bought it down in Louisiana, it was a katrina salvage car,

He bought it in slidell, from some shady body shop. He described the owner as a pudgy greasy fellow named James. I guess he was very touchy feely.

He said James went on and on about how this was some of his best work and and he was sure to impress a few sows at the local feedlot.

Originally Posted by Finnster

I heard the preachers say God sent Katrina bc of the homos and casinos. I'm thinking he saw the car, and it did not please him.

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Yes, and I heard that this "james" guy was commisioned to build the car by a spastic dumbass from minnesota. The guy sent him the car and materials and paid him 20 bucks to finish it. He got what he paid for but could not pickup the car due to an unexpected outbreak of herpes. And medicare would not cover valtrex. So the James guy had to sell it on to cover his expenses incurred.

Loving it!

[_paralyzed_]

Originally Posted by TexasSP

Loving it!

Glad you got a kick out of it, but James doesn't know half as much as he claims to-

The outbreak wasn't unexpected, Mr. Smarty James