I just threw up in my mouth a little.....

[_paralyzed_]

I e-mailed this guy via e-bay. He sad it's so cheap because he bought it down in Louisiana, it was a katrina salvage car,

He bought it in slidell, from some shady body shop. He described the owner as a pudgy greasy fellow named James. I guess he was very touchy feely.

He said James went on and on about how this was some of his best work and and he was sure to impress a few sows at the local feedlot.