Try this. You'll never have to worry about viruses ever again. But be careful not to break it, or you computer will get fat, and 9 months later you'll have a PDA waking you up at 3AM because it's hungry.
IEEWW! How does one get so many viruses in such a short time I mean it's not like ...... ooh hang on, nevermind. Hey, that makes me think, LINC + HIPPIE how come you don't suffer these ailments?
It must be really irritating Harold. Most of my issues I believe arise from being computer illiterate, then I hear stories like yours