Osama Bin Laden Dead

[Finnster]

HAHA! I knew it!

Abbottabad compound stash was 'fairly extensive'

Originally Posted by Finnster

...Honestly, I couldn't care if they shot him while they found him in the bathroom beating off to goat pr0n. ...

peace

Pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the US commandos who killed him, US officials have said.

The pornography recovered in Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consisted of modern, electronically recorded video and was fairly extensive, according to current and former officials who discussed the discovery on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not sure where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. They did not know if Bin Laden himself had acquired the material, or viewed it.

Reports from Abbottabad have said that Bin Laden's compound was cut off from the internet or other hard-wired communications networks and it is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography.

Materials taken from the compound by the US commandos included digital thumb drives which US officials believe may have been a principal means by which couriers carried electronic messages to and from the al-Qaida leader.

Another report said finding Pr0n w/ Jihadis is fairly common..

"We hate you you decadent Western infidels and your awesome naked girl movies with the giggling and the big bouncing b00bies and the squirting. We must watch these movies to remember why you are all such pigdogs deserving of death."


Could you imagine being his courier in charge of getting all his stuff?

OBL: "Muhammed, come here"
Courier: "Yes Osama?"
OBL: "I need you to go to the store, the compound is running low supplies. Here is the list; Um, we some some more toliet paper, ah, some batteries, um, some more cassettes for the camcorder, I need to make some more videos denouncing the West and promising to engulf them in flames, ah.. some of those pop tart things, some more tea, uh.. and.. uh.."
Courier:"It that all Osama?"
OBL:" Um.. no.. there is one more thing.. You've seen my wives' eye holes haven't you Muhammed?"
Courier: "Um.. yes Osama. You let them out of their room last week for a bit."
OBL: "Ah, yes well... There are these videos on the internet Muhammed, uh, of a terrible dishonorable Western infidel female...ah, very bad.. her name is Cytherea.."
Courier: "Yes Osama, she is well known to us"
OBL: "I need you to bring me these videos...um, all of them. Its.. uh, for..ah.. my.. other.. video.. where I will denounce the West and say they should all die like pigs. Yes. Please bring me these things. Quickly"
Courier: "Ok Osama, as you wish"

OBL: "Oh yeah Muhammed, bring me one more thing"
Courier: "Yes?"
OBL:" Maybe some beard dye, you know, I want to look my best for my video"