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[Finnster]

Originally Posted by PBO

We drink to celebrate winning sporting contests that matter...eg; not a domestic World Series where we play ourselves

Per capita we're THE sporting nation

Hey, Canada has some teams in there. Granted they are never any good, but still. And besides, we just hire all the best players from all over the world, so that kinda counts... Best of both worlds, all the top world players in a series where America always wins. U S A! U S A! U S A!

Now those other "world" sports, like soccer (*ahem* football...,) tennis, cricket, rugby, road races where you turn L and R... those are the homosexual sports, so we don't care if we don't win those, because we're not gay.. so stop looking at us like that or we'll kick your ass!

[PBO]

Originally Posted by Finnster

Now those other "world" sports, like soccer (*ahem* football...,) tennis, cricket, rugby, road races where you turn L and R... those are the homosexual sports, so we don't care if we don't win those, because we're not gay.. so stop looking at us like that or we'll kick your ass!

There's nothing more manly than watching grown men; padded, helmeted & dressed in lycra running around slapping each others arses inbetween reach arounds

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by PBO

There's nothing more manly than watching grown men; padded, helmeted & dressed in lycra running around slapping each others arses inbetween reach arounds

Indisputably. What could be more manly than the leader of the team, the quarterback, have a row of enormous hulking men bend over in front of him, presenting their spacious asscheeks, while the QB gets behind the biggest one, the center, and places his hands in the guys crotch, not two knuckles away from his jewelbag and have him stand awaiting his command? The men are trained to not even flinch, and just stand at the ready for the leader's command to turn over their ball to him, then proceed to wrestle and fight a line of other enraged, hulking men clawing and shoving for the chance to rape the ball from the dear leader's hands and throw him to the ground.
Less manly men may be intimidated by all the perceived homo-erotic overtones and say, "hey man, I don't want to shove my hands in your musky spots. Maybe just throw me the ball bro." The manly men are so manly they don't even consider the thought.

Sorta like Greco-Roman wrestling, invented by the two least gay societies to have ever existed, where two sweaty men enter a ring and entangle and fight to prove who dominates, who comes out on top, who is def not gay, as the rule is its only gay if you're the one on bottom playing catcher.

Damn... that kinda just ruined football for me...anyway....


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