Thinking while laying in bed

[jayjay283]

Any of you have weird thoughts laying in bed after you replay you day?

1. Do you think GM and Ford have a conspiracy to keep our bolts standard because they would have to retool 500 billion in machines not to suck, besides the fact we gave them the 500 billion in taxe stims so they can’t afford it? The Classic Muscle cars will always need the standard. Wonder what a set of snap-on’s would be worth in 200 years when China owns us?

2. An American Marlboro 100 cigarette is 3.937 inches or 100mm, not very American. Why not a Marlboro 3.937, sound too close to a gun perhaps scary for consumers?

3. Why was a Queens foot never adapted?

4. Why do pretty girls always snore? Alot of coke as kids or just that extra blowhole?

5. Why in chemistry is 90% of the crap in milliliter or deciliter when in England/Europe it’s a millilitre/decilitre, what is that crap they are both metric. No standard -100th of a gallon?

6. Why doesn’t Bill Gates pay for Americans healthcare? Its not free enterprise when he owns a monopoly and we pay him as much as heath care each year? Bad patriot

7. Was the guy who came up with the term blowjob dyslexic? Sucka.

8. Why do they call it lite beer if it has the same amount of fat just less calories, shouldn’t they call it less energy beer?

9. I’ve been running my lcd tv rated at 8000 hours for almost 3 years nonstop except when the power goes out, almost tripling its rating will it just crap out when I turn it off, or will it keep on running so long as I don’t touch it?

10. Why do cats beg for food then just puke on your rug ? Why don’t they just eat it like dogs ?

11. If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one there to hear it, but there is a video camera in there with audio left behind, when you come back, replay it and hear it, does that answer the question ?

12. What happens to a monk with a vow of silence if you kick him in the balls ? Is he that committed not to make a peep?