Joke of the day #10

[HotnCold]

Here is another one i found funny ....

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
"One: the bartender is a blonde woman,
"two: the bouncer is a blonde woman,
"three: the woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer,
"four: the lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler,
"five: I'm a six foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate. and a very bad attitude.
"Now, think about it seriously, mister, do you still want to tell that dumb blonde joke?"

The blind man thinks for a few seconds, shakes his head and says, "Naahh. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."