Just for Laughs...

[HotnCold]

I just saw this one - here goes...

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Billy Bob and Rufus worked together in a Georgia clothing factory. Both were laid off, so they went to the Unemployment Office.
When asked his occupation, Billy Bob said,"Panty Stitcher -- I sew elastic into ladies' cotton panties."
The clerk looked up "Panty Stitcher," and it was listed as "Unskilled Laborer," so she put him down for $300 a week unemployment pay.
She asked Rufus his occupation, and he said, "Diesel Fitter," which was listed as a skilled job. She put him down for $600 a week.
When Billy Bob found out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his co-worker got twice the money.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are non-skilled, and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?" yelled Billy Bob. "I sew the elastic on the panties, and Rufus puts 'em over his head and says, "Diesel Fitter."