One LONG RANT / Where has the common sense gone?

[kulangflow]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

We are going to Utah to play with r/c cars. That way the wives will not want to come with us. Not much to do in Utah if i remember...

Hey, come on now. There is plenty to do in Utah: late night pitch and putt, we could go to the livestock auction and cruise the 4-H babes, throw stuff off a bridge, go cow tipping...

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by kulangflow

Hey, come on now. There is plenty to do in Utah: late night pitch and putt, we could go to the livestock auction and cruise the 4-H babes, throw stuff off a bridge, go cow tipping...

After that list my wife will definately want to come...

Do you guys have a lot of mormons there? Aren't they based in Salt Lake City? Sorry, bit off topic with that question...

Can we throw a cow off a bridge? We could bid on one at the auction!

Excuse my ignorance, but what are 4-H babes? Isn't 4-H some sort of after school group? Or does the H stand for herpes? If so those girls may be a bit outcast...

[kulangflow]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

After that list my wife will definately want to come...

Do you guys have a lot of mormons there? Aren't they based in Salt Lake City? Sorry, bit off topic with that question...

Can we throw a cow off a bridge? We could bid on one at the auction!

Excuse my ignorance, but what are 4-H babes? Isn't 4-H some sort of after school group? Or does the H stand for herpes? If so those girls may be a bit outcast...

Offtopic

Yep, Mormon pioneers founded Utah and that's where the headquarters are now. Utah used to be 95% Mormon but now it's only 70%. I am Mormon, btw, so don't believe any rumors unless you've asked me about them first. Most of what you hear about us is totally wrong. For example, we haven't allowed polygamy since the 1800s, but most people still think we're cool with it. Nope.

4-H is an after school program kinda' like Future Farmers of America from what I understand. I don't know much about it. I was paraphrasing a quote from "Tommy Boy".

As for tossing a cow off the bridge, I think it'd be better to use a catapult like on Monty Python.

/Offtopic

[lincpimp]

Good to know that you can answer my questions. I am not that familiar on mormonism. I do know that L Ron Hubbard started it, and Gene Roddenbery wrote a book about it... Tom Crusie is your leader, right? Not sure that I have all of the info though...

I have some catapult plans floating around somewhere, I can probably size it up for cow duty.

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Good to know that you can answer my questions. I am not that familiar on mormonism. I do know that L Ron Hubbard started it, and Gene Roddenbery wrote a book about it... Tom Crusie is your leader, right? Not sure that I have all of the info though...

I have some catapult plans floating around somewhere, I can probably size it up for cow duty.

your thinking of Scientology.....also John Travolta is in the mix

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

just in case you were being serious......

Think you're getting Scientology and Mormons mixed up....