Joke I got in an email...

[What's_nitro?]

#3, #4, #6, and #8 are some of the funniest things I've ever heard. #6 is THE best of them all:

Originally Posted by jnev's email

6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

Originally Posted by What's_nitro?

#8 is THE best of them all:

I don't get it, what's wrong with taking the train to Hawaii?
It's amazing how stupid people are these days, yet they still understand how to produce offspring? Amazing.
It's like those stories you hear bout the lady putting her baby in the microwave because it had a cold, or the guy putting his children in the washing machine because he thought it would be fun for them.

[BrianG]

Originally Posted by E-Traxxer

...It's amazing how stupid people are these days, yet they still understand how to produce offspring? Amazing...

Personally, at birth everyone should have some type of mandatory birth control device inserted. They can get it removed once they get old enough AND they have the required IQ (anything over 120ish) AND they want a child. I wonder how many people function without hurting themselves.

[lutach]

If one of you like to golf, don't forget to bring an extra pair of pants.

[suicideneil]

Originally Posted by BrianG

Personally, at birth everyone should have some type of mandatory birth control device inserted. They can get it removed once they get old enough AND they have the required IQ (anything over 120ish) AND they want a child. I wonder how many people function without hurting themselves.

Stop reading my mind, I've warned you about that before (dark, scary place...).

[lincpimp]

I only have 2 things to say:

50% of the time it works all the time...

And:

You (by yourself) cannot kill enough people to make a difference...

I heard the first one in a movie, and though up the second one while doing some sort of mundane job (like breathing).

[supralover72]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

I only have 2 things to say:

50% of the time it works all the time...

And:

You (by yourself) cannot kill enough people to make a difference...

I heard the first one in a movie, and though up the second one while doing some sort of mundane job (like breathing).

You sir, are exactly the kind of person who doesn't advance society! YOU ARE THE DEATH OF THIS COUNTRY!

EVERY person I choose to kill makes a difference.

Really funny jokes btw, lol

[BrianG]

Originally Posted by suicideneil

Stop reading my mind, I've warned you about that before (dark, scary place...).

lol. Who says you are reading my mind?