Fuzzy night on Bourbon Street

[jayjay283]

Ha! did you make beach boy pay for the drinks. He deserves it

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by jayjay283

Ha! did you make beach boy pay for the drinks. He deserves it

No comment... We had a few (alot) of drinks, and "Beach Boy" was definately 3 sheets to the wind. Pity he struck out with the old lady, although her daughters were quite attractive. (Emily and Leigh IIRC...) Hilary (Clinton) was definately game, but had to leave with the others, shame, cause Joe was really making some effort!!!

I am sure that reads alot differently than what went down. Needless to say we made fun of alot of people and were asked to leave the bar (thrown out)! Good Times!!!!

[jayjay283]

My kind of fun, (embracing the gayness) We need some Palin dirty jokes. Cant stop thinking about her since the cammo pants

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by jayjay283

My kind of fun, (embracing the gayness) We need some Palin dirty jokes. Cant stop thinking about her since the cammo pants

What the hell is a mooncalf... Or should I not ask!

Palin jokes are mandatory...

EDIT: answered my own question :Mooncalf is used as a derogatory term to indicate someone is a simpleton, fool or otherwise not particularly bright or sharp. A dullard."

[jayjay283]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

What the hell is a mooncalf... Or should I not ask!

Palin jokes are mandatory...

EDIT: answered my own question :Mooncalf is used as a derogatory term to indicate someone is a simpleton, fool or otherwise not particularly bright or sharp. A dullard."

I thought that was a step up from a cretinous n00b, seems I may have been misperceived by myself. Im sneaky to myself

[TDC57]

OMG I forgot about “Hillary” did I call some chick or tell some one they look like Hillary ? LOL.LOL..

I'ts all still a little blurry..

[jayjay283]

unless you are ellen degeneres id assume thats an isnult, A+ to your night out

[BL_RV0]

Voila.

"Did you see the Sarah Palin interview on ABC? This state trooper from Alaska says that Palin lied in the interview. She lied on national television. I'd say someone's ready for the White House!" --Craig Ferguson

"John McCain's campaign said that Sarah Palin will not talk to the media, this is a quote, until reporters can address her with respect and deference. Oh, what is she running for, vice president or queen?" --Jay Leno

"Stock prices are down, major companies are being purchased by the government. It is a bear market and, I have to say, Sarah Palin is just the lady to shoot it for us." --Jimmy Kimmel

"For some reason, the Secret Service revealed this, that Sarah Palin's Secret Service code name is 'Denali.' Turns out 'Denali' is an old Eskimo name that means 'Dan Quayle.'" --Jay Leno

"Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin today said she thinks the economy needs some shaking up and some fixin'. I'm pretty sure is also her recipe for oven-baked chicken." --Jimmy Kimmel

"John McCain and Sarah Palin attended a campaign rally in Vienna, Ohio, today. They were in Vienna. Apparently, they went to Vienna so Sarah Palin could get some foreign policy experience." --Jay Leno

"Sarah Palin's been spending the last couple of days being briefed by advisers on what she needs to know to be John McCain's vice president. That's true. Yeah. Apparently, the first thing they taught her was CPR." --Conan O'Brien

"This is true. In Alaska, a political activist is trying to get Sarah Palin to release over 1,000 e-mails that she's withholding from public records. She won't release them. Yeah. Apparently, several of the e-mails went unanswered and have the subject line 'Mom, I need to talk to you about birth control.'" --Conan O'Brien

"They're selling Sarah Palin action figures online. I don't know where they get the outfits for these, but she looks like the sluttiest librarian of all time. Sad incident at Toys 'R' Us today -- a Sarah Palin doll shot My Little Pony." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Because of Sarah Palin, people are now asking the question: Is she ready to be president? If, God forbid, something happens to John McCain, is Sarah Palin ready to be president? I don't think we need to worry about that, because Bush has lowered the bar so tremendously." --David Letterman

"I kind of like that Sarah Palin. You know, she reminds me, she looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi. No, you've had enough. We're landing. Looks like the waitress at the coffee shop who draws a little smiley face on your check. Have a nice day." --David Letterman (Read more of Letterman's jabs at Palin)

"Of course, now everyone's digging into Sarah Palin's past. There's an old picture of Sarah Palin circulating on the internet right now, and she's wearing a t-shirt that says, 'I may be broke, but I'm not flat-busted.' Yeah, John McCain was upset when he heard this and asked, 'What's the internet?'" --Conan O'Brien

"The Wall Street Journal said today Democrats are sending an army of lawyers and investigators up to Alaska to look into the background of Sarah Palin. And of course, John McCain is furious. He said, 'Hey, if I didn't look into her background, there's no reason you should be looking into her background.'" --Jay Leno

"Experts say -- this is interesting -- that since Sarah Palin became the vice presidential nominee, there's been an actual spike in the sales of her style of eyeglasses. Gone way up. Yeah. Yeah, with Palin's glasses, you'll be able to see everything, except what the hell your teenage daughter's up to." --Conan O'Brien

"Dick Cheney told reporters this week, there's no reason why Sarah Palin cannot be a successful vice president in the McCain administration. In fact, not only can she shoot a lawyer in the face, she can field dress him as well." --Jay Leno

"And the big guns are out. The Democrats have sent Hillary to Florida to go after Sarah Palin. So, that makes two Clintons trying to nail her now." --Jay Leno

"Oprah Winfrey's in the middle of a big scandal, because she is refusing to have Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin on her show. The friction started because Palin said if she's elected, she'll be the most powerful woman in the country. And Oprah said, 'The hell you will!'" -Conan O'Brien

"Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is out on the campaign trail. Today, she attended a rally in Wisconsin. The Alaska Governor said she was thrilled to visit Wisconsin because she's never been to the Deep South." -Conan O'Brien

"And how are you going to be the vice president of the United States with five kids to take care of? She's got a four-month-old of her own, she's about to become a grandmother, and she's partnered with John McCain. How many diapers can one woman possibly change?" --Jimmy Kimmel

[BL_RV0]

Voila (again)

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by TDC57

OMG I forgot about “Hillary” did I call some chick or tell some one they look like Hillary ? LOL.LOL..

I'ts all still a little blurry..

Yep, you sure did. She did look alot like Hilary to be honest. Joe really took a liking to her, saved us the bother of having to talk to her. Fun night, especially when you insulted the Mexican looking guy after he told you to stop bothering some chics he did not even know. Then Joe told his "friend" that some guys in the corner said he was cute! That guy really wanted to fight Joe. That is when we were asked to leave!!! Really funny, cause I went up to the guy and asked what was wrong and he told me to F-off. The girls told him to shut up, and the manager was getting pissed at him.

Then I had to fill out your bar tab, and find you as you went missing...

Really funny, all of it. We need to do it again.

[jayjay283]

Thats awesome, how immature !!! Im usually the guy who is wandering outside people have to find .." get in the cab Jay" " Pissoff I dont need no cab Immashammanamima huffathuagh" ok buddy night night. My treat next time !