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[Finnster]

I work as an executive administrator for a small non-profit dedicated to the rehabilitation and retraining of circus midgets abused, neglected, or otherwise injured by midget horses in dangerous firehoop leaping accidents.
Linc is well known to us, and we are working hard to shut him down. The granny dancing is just a cover to sway sympathetic juries, but we've uncovered damning evidence of a violent underground monkey-butler fighting ring in Virginia. Just because they may fling poo at dinner time, its no excuse to engage them in deadly combat for prize money and candy.

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by Finnster

I work as an executive administrator for a small non-profit dedicated to the rehabilitation and retraining of circus midgets abused, neglected, or otherwise injured by midget horses in dangerous firehoop leaping accidents.
Linc is well known to us, and we are working hard to shut him down. The granny dancing is just a cover to sway sympathetic juries, but we've uncovered damning evidence of a violent underground monkey-butler fighting ring in Virginia. Just because they may fling poo at dinner time, its no excuse to engage them in deadly combat for prize money and candy.

Such a liar, this man has been kidnapping my students and shipping them overseas in tiny crates (so small that the midgets have to sit for the entire 6 month journey). I have video footage of him engaged in such treasonous activities as whipping midgets (against the geneava convention) and wearing women's clothing to weight watchers meetings... And he has many pictures of midget horses in compromising positions...

I have no part in the monkey butler fighting, all of my servants are legally imported from china. As for poo flinging, well at least I have trained mine to clean up after themselves.