A Taser for the wife

[Unsullied_Spy]

Those things are awesome! I naively (I think I invented another word...) volunteered to be hit by a short burst from a 40,000 volt tazer once, never again! Luckily they made me sit down before testing it, but that thing hurt like a !@#$%. They really are a great device though, more effective than a firearm at stopping most people and only kill if the person is severely over-weight or really old. The company that makes them sells ones with prongs that shoot out a few feet. Their brochure states that you are supposed to shoot the person with it, which will temporarily incapacitate them, then run like hell. Report it to the police and mail them a copy of the police report and they'll send you a new one for free!

I got that E-Mail a few months ago, but it's still hilarious (more so because I know what one feels like).

[_paralyzed_]

LMAO! You had me, I thought it was real, thanks for that! The people here are just awesome.

[JERRY2KONE]

AND SCARY TO DON'T YOU THINK????

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

LMAO! You had me, I thought it was real, thanks for that! The people here are just awesome.