Where's Linc

[What's_nitro?]

You know, it's hard to believe that wherever he went he doesn't have access to a computer and so hasn't seen this thread yet. LOL

[JERRY2KONE]

I wish that we could have a camera in place when he does see this for the first time. I bet he will cry to see how much we miss him on here. He cannot say that we have not shown him the love... Maybe we are giving him toooooooo much attention afterall. I just had a thought. Wouldn't it be cool if we could all get together at some point for an RCM members bash and have a monkey there just for him to relate to.

Originally Posted by What's_nitro?

You know, it's hard to believe that wherever he went he doesn't have access to a computer and so hasn't seen this thread yet. LOL

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by BL_RV0

I hear he is building a midget brothel for $1 a visit...

Price will be 99cents, just SHORT of a buck...

Originally Posted by supralover72

I just got a call from disney world. As Lin C's emergency contact, they told me he's spending the next day in jail in Disney world until he posts bail for Pimp Slapping Minny Mouse while drunk because he claims to have mistaken her for one of his, "Mouse looking midget hoes".

I'll let him know you guys care though!

HAHA

Originally Posted by JERRY2KONE

Well I heared it was "Goofie" in a dress. YOu all know how he is always trying to get some guy into a dress??? He's definitely got issues/problems....

Takes one to know one...

Originally Posted by TDC57

Some things are best left in the dark locked away down deep.. IE Linc's Issues

Right next to your issues Shaun...

Originally Posted by Gee

I heard he's turning over a new leaf! Court ordered no doubt. Someone quoted him as saying "He wants to give it to the little fellows" I think it was a misquote and was more like "give back to" not "give it to"

Midget humping is illegal in most states...bet that ruins your plans for christmas, huh?

Rumor has it he turned the Brothel for midget into a Hostel for midgets. Going to call it

Lincpimps Stay Free Mini Pads

I will add a giant wing for the Maxi's too...

Originally Posted by Mike_D

I heard Linc got arrested in Florida for "Frosting" his cupcake (wife) in public while severly intoxicated in front of small children in which he mistaked for midgets.

Get your facts straingt, I was beating a beaver...

Originally Posted by BL_RV0

I hear his 6x6 transformed into one of the transformer armada and came back to kill him.

Speachless, how long did that take you to come up with?

Originally Posted by TexasSP

I heard he was eaten by a big gator in the bayou while trying out his new waterproofed F-350 Tamiya Hi-Lift..........

Some guy name Amos Moses found his body parts inside a gator he killed.......

His body parts and organs are now part of the gumbo cook off which is a charitable event held every year benefiting orphans and widows in need.....

See, Linc in the end really did help the Children!!!

Hope they get bad gas and the runs...

Originally Posted by What's_nitro?

You know, it's hard to believe that wherever he went he doesn't have access to a computer and so hasn't seen this thread yet. LOL

I just went thru 6 pages of past threads and found this... You all have very active imiginations.

I was going to post a "vacation" thread, but thought that was a bit pompous, so I just mentioned it in another existing thread. Nice to see that Metalman pays attention...

I had a good time, and am back to answer all of the questions that only I can answer, all 2 or 3 of them