need help guys

[_paralyzed_]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Thanks, I do have my moments, pity some (bundle of sticks used to start a fire) always ruins it...

And it would be ok if you hit on me, not the first time I was hit on by someone I do not desire

Undesirable advances: Since Ive been in a wheelchair I get hit on by 2 people, fat chicks and gay guys. I understand the fat chicks, they see a wounded little Harold and think, "I'm fat and he's crippled, maybe we would have a chance." So I make her buy me a beer and I start talking about my ex, and how I had to let her go cause she was getting chubby. Depending on how cruel I am at the time I can stretch the story so I can get a second beer, or drop the ex line right away and drink in peace.

I still dont get why the gay guys hit on me. Dirty gay guys.