"expletives" LOL Good way to put it.
Yeah, I can beat that hands DOWN.
Grade 7, swinging in doorway, not watching, friends closed door on me 5 fingers, hinge side, door locked, expletives, expletives, "open the 'expletives' door", kicking door while fingers locked in, expletives... about 1 minute later (seemed like eternity) finally opened door, pulled hand out, 4 of the five fingers had the nails ripped from the back and peeled like a banana right off. My pinky didn't even get hurt, too small!
Get this, no broken bones, these are thick oak doors! Put 4 finger dents in the door!